Great premise poorly executed in every way
See it if you like serving Red Bulls at 80s parties
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Great premise poorly executed in every way
See it if you like serving Red Bulls at 80s parties
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Allen brings dreams to life. C'est Magnifique!
See it if your life is L'instant Taittinger
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Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!
See it if you like downing Bumbos and Traitors on the beach
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Gosling channels McQueen in de Palma homage
See it if you like drinking flaming lamborghinis. In reverse.
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Neolithic artworks uncover mystery of Godfather scene
See it if you like drinking Jager bombs while lying naked on a bear rug
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:11:47 AM
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Glorious 3,000 word jigsaw puzzle of tassie
See it if you like Boags Premium or Stefano Lubiana fizz. Chilled to the max.
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Melancholic Magical Tour of Misfit Menage. Exquisite!
See it if you like drinking Beaujolais with vagabonds
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:9:56 PM
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Feeding Frenzy of Fun with Fanger Farrell
See it if you like fruity cocktails and hamming it up for the neighbours
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:5:16 PM
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Now that's what I call Arthouse, Bravo!
See it if you prefer taking the fire escape to the pub, when you live or work on the 13th floor.
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:12:06 PM
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Actors hit their marks in unadorned adaptation
See it if you like boozy lunches starting with light white, moving to a deep red and finishing off with beer
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:40 PM
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Samurai remake is Faithful, Disciplined and Bloody!
See it if you like drinking kegs of Sapporo until you land in the gutter for a snooze
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:9:30 PM
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Avant-garde dancer doco given lift with 3d
See it if you drink wine from the bottle in bohemian cafes
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:10:38 PM
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Bettany restores Faith in Vampire/Western genre
See it if you like wearing a hooded cloak while sipping Dom Benedictine
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:8:29 PM
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Action, Conflict, Sexy Lead: Winning Doco Formula
See it if you like drinking with strangers in dangerously seedy bars
Your Say So
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:5:28 PM
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Irish caper flick smooth like Guinness. Slainte!
See it if you like warm beer on cold nights
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:5:29 PM
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*** The Hunter
Cool vigilante makes Charles Bronson seem chatty
See it if you like sinking arak on the rocks, till the bottle goes bye bye
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:5:38 PM
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Semiotically Superior Simians! Same old Same old
See it if you like Banana Daiquiris with far too much garnish
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:8:47 PM
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High Octane Action, Bad Accents, Great Music
See it if you like Poire Williams and skinny dipping at the snow
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:6:44 PM
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Yes I said Vintage Crop, although Crap may be appropriate for some.
Not these beauties. Tribal Theatre in Brisbane disgorges some classy fizz.
*** Tenebrae
Hilarious boobs and blood fest. Fabulous colour
See it if you like Chablis
****Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
Scariest movie ever seems tame with time
C it if you like Depth Charges
Not these beauties. Tribal Theatre in Brisbane disgorges some classy fizz.
*** Tenebrae
Hilarious boobs and blood fest. Fabulous colour
See it if you like Chablis
****Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
Scariest movie ever seems tame with time
C it if you like Depth Charges
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:5:56 PM
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Who, the bunny?
Yes the bunny! Who did you think I meant, Lord Lagomorph?
What's your problem?
I was supposed to be the critic, the only one who will speak truthfully about the state of the arts in this country. Now you've gone and introduced that multi-mothered hare before me! It's a disgrace, with my breeding! I've a good mind to drop this whole deal and high tail it out of here.
So, what do you think?
What do I think? That's rich. I'll tell you what I think, I think you're wrong.
What about?
ALL OF IT.
What do you want to talk about?
Something different. A different cinema experience. MY experience.
Ok
yeah.
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:5:13 PM
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Hard to get through Uni these days!
See it if you like exquisitely served high tea,
with a dash of laudanum
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:5:03 PM
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Winning cocktails need shaking, not just ingredients
See it if you like Wine Club selection
surprises delivered to your door
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Better the devil you don't know. Intriguing.
See it if you like ordering the special, sight unseen
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:3:55 PM
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Ssssh. Whisper please and let us sleep!
See it if you like Brandy Alexanders.
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:4:29 PM
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Best British accents can't save hackneyed blockbuster
See it if you like Tanqueray Ten and Tonic, lemon not lime
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:1:35 PM
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Loachy's boy's first outing is no lemon
See it if you like Western Australian Chardonnay.
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:4:48 PM
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Superb belly-tickling 3d about an unconquerable menace
See it if you like dicing with hallucinogens
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:3:41 PM
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Super slow boiler about psychopathic bogan's derangement
See it if you like eating fresh monkey brains with a wooden spoon
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:5:30 PM
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Confused expendable's mission starts hot, ends tepid
See it if you order cocktails because of their cute names
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:1:12 PM
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Rollicking Rollercoaster Romance of Giddy Gay Gaolbirds
See it if you like ordering bottles of Dom Perignon for lunch on your only non maxxed credit card
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:3:22 PM
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Horror for dummies serves up supersized scares
See it if you like dipping bread into B+ as a snack while watching 6pm news
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:11:57 AM
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Snoresville showcase for Matthew Lucas... Josh McConaughey?
See it if you like tap beer and chatting with pub locals
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:11:31 AM
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Power acting workshop for Giamatti and pals.
See it if you like doing a Bikram yoga session with a drambuie hangover
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:10:02 AM
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Stylised grunge-warrior-chick music-video mashup
See it if you like Lychee Saketinis and playing Resident Evil 4
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:11:59 AM
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How did this guy make Mysterious Skin?
See it if you like Fondue Nights and Creme de Menthe cocktails
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:3:13 PM
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Great story ruined by Director's ordinary execution
See it if you like Serapax and Scotch as a nightcap
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:4:36 PM
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Hauntingly beautiful premonishment of an irresponsible future
See it if you like reminiscing on a Friday night with Mother's Ruin
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:4:01 PM
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Look out! They have Were-Zombies in France!!!
See it if you like Green Chartreuse and eating in Middle of Nowhere diners
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:4:22 PM
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Visually appealing pro-drug movie sports megalomaniacal anti-hero
See it if you like drinking Flaming Lamborghinis while driving.
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:5:33 PM
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Cliched rom-com delivers strong anti marriage message
See it if you like cheap wedding fizz and passing out on the front lawn
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