7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.



In no particular order






****A Single Man              Nobody can make brown look that good
            See it if you like classic Martinis


****Winter's Bone             Teen hero saves family despite meth dad
            See it if you like Bourbon


****Let the Right One In     How real vampires would look and behave
            See it if you like Vodka, or Blood

                                               
****Marwencol                 Hardcore barbies with uzis and manolo blahniks
            See it if you like Belgian Beer

                               
****Town, The                     Ben affleck can act? And direct. Wow
             See it if you like taking risks


***The Hurt Locker            Defusing bombs less traumatic than grocery shopping
            See it if you like whatever gets you tanked


****I Am Love                      Great food gives better orgasm than sex
            See it if you like Pedro Ximinez Sherry, or Grange Hermitage


***The Kids Are All Right       Lesbians are funnier than new age guys 
            See it if you like organic wine


***The King's Speech          Rush v firth v script. equally victorious
            See it if you like Pinot Noir


***Kick Ass                           Don't all pre-teen girls speak like that?
            See it if you like anything termed Rocket Fuel


***Harry Brown                    Leaves Gran Torino for dead. oldies rule
            See it if you like Pints and Drambuie


***Animal Kingdom              Doco about family life in suburban melbourne
           See it if you like VB


***The Runaways                 Rock chicks make Keith Richards look tame
            See it if you like whatever Keith’s having, what is that?



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