7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.
Showing posts with label Review 2012. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Review 2012. Show all posts





Excellent cast, intriguing story, bland writing/direction

See it if you like 3 cubes of ice with your bourbon





Some weeks are just better than others.

See it if you like working with a hangover, every day


***** Martha Marcy May Marlene

Fine Script, Beautiful Photography, Superb Acting. WOW

See it if you like drinking Tea spiked with Rohypnol




Uggie Uggie Uggie Uggie Uggie Uggie Uggie

See it if you like Sidecars





Hail Ralphius! Joins Oldman, Roth, Consodine Club

See it if you like Whiskey and Camera Shake




Mediocre Animatronics Mar otherwise Manly action Movie

See it if you like airplane tequila samples with your adrenaline rush. Stay beyond the credits








I wish the whole film was Méliès!


See it if you like drinking in the cinema, a luxurious experience




An extraordinary piece of cinema. Tilda rules.

See it if you like wearing Bloody Marys


**** The Skin I Live In

Full Menu of Almodovar: Twisted, Perverse, Captivating

See it if you like ordering every unpronounceable spirit in the most exotic bar in town.