7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.
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Showing posts with label 2012 movies. Show all posts

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  Ted                                                              Bro-fuzz
            
 Snow White and the Huntsman                                                                                                          Rubbish
Come On!                                          ok,um...I've got it! 
                                                                       Garbage

Haywire                                                           Stylish
That's pathetic!                                                Ssshhh move on

Dark Shadows                                                 Piteous

                                                Prometheus                                                    Pompous                                                  
                                                Hysteria                                                          O Rupert!                                 

                                                Not Suitable for Children                                Trivial

                                                I'M JUMPING IN                                             OUTRAGE!

                                                The Dark Knight Rises                                    Artless
                                                Phone in performance from Bale didn't help

                                                Magic Mike                                                       Dumbell
                                                Male exploitation movies on rise! Boys Beware.

                                                The Sapphires                                                 Un-risky
                                                Wonderful talent try to brighten dull script

                                                 Holy Motors                                                    Bizarre
                                                 Welcome to the imaginarium of Monsieur Oscar!

                                                I'm exhausted!                                                Get back to wirq!
                                                    



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