What's he doing here?

Who, the bunny?

Yes the bunny! Who did you think I meant, Lord Lagomorph?

What's your problem?

I was supposed to be the critic, the only one who will speak truthfully about the state of the arts in this country. Now you've gone and introduced that multi-mothered hare before me! It's a disgrace, with my breeding! I've a good mind to drop this whole deal and high tail it out of here.

So, what do you think?

What do I think? That's rich. I'll tell you what I think, I think you're wrong.

What about?

ALL OF IT.

What do you want to talk about?

Something different. A different cinema experience. MY experience.

Ok

yeah.

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Coming Soon - The Rabbit

This is The Rabbit. 

Some of you may not be aware that the rabbit is the harshest critic in the animal world.

The Rabbit and his kin will be reviewing cinemas, movies, snacks and even car parking in Brisbane and beyond. He has contacts everywhere, including close relations within "the industry". (a cousin at Warner Bros and a brother who hasn't been seen since starring in Donnie Darko ten years ago).

Join the Rabbit as he chews through the facade of the multiplex and checks under the seats at arthouse cinemas to reveal just what you're paying for when you go to the movies.

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