7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.
What's he doing here?

Who, the bunny?

Yes the bunny! Who did you think I meant, Lord Lagomorph?

What's your problem?

I was supposed to be the critic, the only one who will speak truthfully about the state of the arts in this country. Now you've gone and introduced that multi-mothered hare before me! It's a disgrace, with my breeding! I've a good mind to drop this whole deal and high tail it out of here.

So, what do you think?

What do I think? That's rich. I'll tell you what I think, I think you're wrong.

What about?

ALL OF IT.

What do you want to talk about?

Something different. A different cinema experience. MY experience.

Ok

yeah.
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