7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.
Showing posts with label Reviews 2011. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reviews 2011. Show all posts



Flawless Performance. Meryl Makes Monomaniacal Maggie Magnanimous

See it if you like whisky, with a dash of soda. For breakfast, lunch and dinner




Powerful leads reveal flipside of Sleeping Beauty

See it if you like French Champagne for dinner, maccas soft serve for brekkie



All families are like this aren't they?

See it if you like smoking hooch with cops, in uniform of course


***** Tyrannosaur

Masterful handling of gritty, unromantic love story

See it even if you love dogs



Fully clothed Charlotte Rampling exposes herself...fully?

See it if you like a snifter of Louis XIII after dinner

** Searching for Michael Peterson

Old Surfers reminisce about Bad Old Days

See it if you like blowing the froth off a couple, of dozen




Bad move giving Mommie Dearest a camera.

See it if you like drinking Burgundy from the magnum at dinner parties, when you're 12.



For what the filmmaker's went through. Bravo!

See it if you like your Calentados extra hot



Mormon cult exposé is no Big Love.

See it if you like post-church bourbon and bong sessions




Check it. Tiny gangsters protect citizens. Believe.

See it if you like attempting a Superman while slugging on a Camel-Back full of Vodka Redbull








Great premise poorly executed in every way

See it if you like serving Red Bulls at 80s parties





Allen brings dreams to life. C'est Magnifique!

See it if your life is L'instant Taittinger
           




 Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!

 See it if you like downing Bumbos and Traitors on the beach



Gosling channels McQueen in de Palma homage


See it if you like drinking flaming lamborghinis. In reverse.



Neolithic artworks uncover mystery of Godfather scene

See it if you like drinking Jager bombs while lying naked on a bear rug




Glorious 3,000 word jigsaw puzzle of tassie

See it if you like Boags Premium or Stefano Lubiana fizz. Chilled to the max.



Melancholic Magical Tour of Misfit Menage. Exquisite!

See it if you like drinking Beaujolais with vagabonds



Feeding Frenzy of Fun with Fanger Farrell

See it if you like fruity cocktails and hamming it up for the neighbours










Now that's what I call Arthouse, Bravo!


See it if you prefer taking the fire escape to the pub, when you live or work on the 13th floor.




Actors hit their marks in unadorned adaptation

See it if you like boozy lunches starting with light white, moving to a deep red and finishing off with beer