7 Word Film Reviews

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The Rest and the Worst of 2010

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****A Prophet (Un Prophete)                  new inventive ways to kill 
                                                                     prison rivals

****Agora                                                   sky's the limit for female 
                                                                     astronomer 370AD

****The White Ribbon                              beware the consequences of 
                                                                     archaic children's punishment

***Buried                                                    life in a box is really exciting

***Daybreakers                                         the humans are the weird 
                                                                    scarey ones

***Disappearance Of Alice Creed         thriller with a twist - 
                                                                    surprise, surprise

***Exit Through The Gift Shop                banksie takes us for a cool ride

***Red                                                         lighthearted oldies revenge flick more to come

**The Expendables                                   a boys own RED. not as good

****Fantastic Mr Fox                                 don't give possums complex ideas to digest
                                                                               
***Gainsbourg                                            ugly men score hot chicks not viceversa

****Inception                                             hey my dreams are weirder than that!

*Iron Man 2                                                best frames in any movie, spectacle frames

**Mesrine: Public Enemy No 1               what's not to like about bad Frenchies?

**Joan Rivers: A Piece Of Work              proof that actresses are funnier than comediennes

***Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll     vaudevillian punk Dury's life in the Sirkus

**The Eclipse                                             horror/love story cocktail creates chilling viewing

**Centurion                                               blue and bloody battles abound. Great Pic(t)


Worst of 2010

*Red Hill                                                     don't know why, I just don't like it

***Alice In Wonderland                           Tim Burton took the wrong drugs - disappointing

*Life During Wartime                              no happiness here but ok i guess

**The Wolfman                                         by far the worst movie this year


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