From the Cellar - Vintage Crop at the Cinema

Yes I said Vintage Crop, although Crap may be appropriate for some.
Not these beauties. Tribal Theatre in Brisbane disgorges some classy fizz.


*** Tenebrae

Hilarious boobs and blood fest. Fabulous colour

See it if you like Chablis


****Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

Scariest movie ever seems tame with time

C it if you like Depth Charges

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What's he doing here?

Who, the bunny?

Yes the bunny! Who did you think I meant, Lord Lagomorph?

What's your problem?

I was supposed to be the critic, the only one who will speak truthfully about the state of the arts in this country. Now you've gone and introduced that multi-mothered hare before me! It's a disgrace, with my breeding! I've a good mind to drop this whole deal and high tail it out of here.

So, what do you think?

What do I think? That's rich. I'll tell you what I think, I think you're wrong.

What about?

ALL OF IT.

What do you want to talk about?

Something different. A different cinema experience. MY experience.

Ok

yeah.

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**** Sleeping Beauty

Hard to get through Uni these days!


See it if you like exquisitely served high tea,
with a dash of laudanum

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*** Blame

Winning cocktails need shaking, not just ingredients


See it if you like Wine Club selection
surprises delivered to your door

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