This ain't no swinging' Tarzan! Caveman Abdominus.
See it if you like blending your own vomit into a smoothie as a brekkie treat.
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This ain't no swinging' Tarzan! Caveman Abdominus.
See it if you like blending your own vomit into a smoothie as a brekkie treat.
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Sam Neill was born for this role.
See it if you like sipping Brandy while sitting on a pointy surface, an uncomfortable but ultimately rewarding experience.
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Flaccid Foster flaunts film fluff for fanfare.
See it if you like pina coladas with more garnish than rum
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Palpable chemistry between 'R & R' overpowers smarmy child.
See it if you like Sherbet Martinis and mermaid swimsuits
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Sorrentino makes a great beauty of age.
C it if u like Giacomo Conterno Barolo Monfortino while conducting an orchestra of cattle
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Filipino feature feels like doco. Realism rules.
See it if you like drinking San Miguel Pale Pilson and street gambling
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Love of sheep overcomes hate of brother.
See it if you like Brennivin and passing out in the snow
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Perhaps the truest adaptation of Austen yet!
See it if you like drinking brandy through your brain after someone smashes a bottle over your head
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Sound design gives Aussie thriller a boost
Retsina by the shot. What you can't see you can't question.
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Move over Damien, your big brother's here!
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See it if you like 12 pints of Guiness with Midleton Whiskey chasers on a school night
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See it if ya like some pills with your coke, beer and gin smash
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Hail Caesar! Gorilla warfare at its best.
See it if you like ... der!... Banana Daiquiris
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See it if you like drinking 50 million beers after you've opened every bottle with your eye sockets
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Don a big head and be yourself!
See it if you can cope with drinking Corona through a straw long term
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Could Oscar Issac be the new Pacino?
See it if you drink Manhattans in Manhattan, Singapore Slings in Singapore and Long Island Iced Teas on ... yep Long Island
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McAvoy mines silliness, the rest look... silly
See it if you like spilling your Brandy Alexander all over your burnt orange caftan cos you insist on wearing shades indoors
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Pearce shines Pattinson sparkles in feasible future
See it if you like Captain Morgan straight out of the bottle, no sharing
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See it if you like Absynth through a fountain in a darkened back room
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See it if you like drinks that are all hype, like Sex on The Beach
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See it if you like walking into your local and saying "the usual thanks"
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See it if you like blind tastings
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See it if you like sharing buckets of Coronas
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See it if you like having a litre of sangiovese when hearing a good story
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See it if you like Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters
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See it if you like Black Sambucca in a long thin beaker
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See it if you like drinking anything and red bull while wearing camos.
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Woody at his sharpest here. He's Back.
Stoli Martini with a twist of lemon of course!
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The disappointment of humanity seen by immortals
See it if you like XO, no sorry type 0-
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Everything you'd expect from Wes, and Fiennes!
See it if you like guzzling L'Air de Panache when appropriate booze is unavailable
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Fun, Furious, Flinty and Ferocious Fight Flick
See it if you like lining up French Martinis in between Kung Fu bouts
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This one belongs to actors. Dialogue appalling.
See it if you like drinking scotch till you speak fluent gaelic
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All is Redford. I was there too.
See it if you like Rum and Sliders
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True Blue Horror is Horrible. Fair Dinkum
See it if you like drinking games with moonshine where the stakes are digits
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Another pointless remake. Cornish plays second fiddle
See it if you like Rusty Nails
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A-grade cast adorn thrilling B-grade action flick
See it if you like downing Vodka in those tiny little miniature bottles
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McQueen is an outstanding filmmaker full stop
See it if you like whiskey after being woken at 3am to Dance!
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The Great Beauty is in every frame
See it if you like Peroni Nastro Azzuro with penne all'arrabiata
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If only today's Ronin were so brave
See it if you like Nanbu Bejin in the company of four fingered yakuza
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