Woody at his sharpest here. He's Back.
Stoli Martini with a twist of lemon of course!
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Woody at his sharpest here. He's Back.
Stoli Martini with a twist of lemon of course!
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The disappointment of humanity seen by immortals
See it if you like XO, no sorry type 0-
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Everything you'd expect from Wes, and Fiennes!
See it if you like guzzling L'Air de Panache when appropriate booze is unavailable
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Fun, Furious, Flinty and Ferocious Fight Flick
See it if you like lining up French Martinis in between Kung Fu bouts
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:6:24 PM
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This one belongs to actors. Dialogue appalling.
See it if you like drinking scotch till you speak fluent gaelic
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All is Redford. I was there too.
See it if you like Rum and Sliders
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True Blue Horror is Horrible. Fair Dinkum
See it if you like drinking games with moonshine where the stakes are digits
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:4:09 PM
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Another pointless remake. Cornish plays second fiddle
See it if you like Rusty Nails
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A-grade cast adorn thrilling B-grade action flick
See it if you like downing Vodka in those tiny little miniature bottles
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McQueen is an outstanding filmmaker full stop
See it if you like whiskey after being woken at 3am to Dance!
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The Great Beauty is in every frame
See it if you like Peroni Nastro Azzuro with penne all'arrabiata
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:6:26 PM
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If only today's Ronin were so brave
See it if you like Nanbu Bejin in the company of four fingered yakuza
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Worst of Scorsese still better than most
See it if you like 'juice' with your ludes
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Joachim lives the dream in glucose galaxy
See it if you like to wear sugar coated beer goggles while drinking alco pops
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:6:01 PM
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Chris Pine falls flat shooting for stardom
See it if you like Tooheys New
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Coogan and Dench make a wonderful pair
See it if you like a snifter of brandy after every meal, including brekkie
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Bale lives it, the rest are Acting
See it if you like Fluffy Ducks with Prawn Cocktails at swingers parties
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Who needs sound and colour? Not me!
See it if you like Sangria with a twist
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The scariest bit was the title design
See it if you like Halloween themed cocktails like Bloody Brains and Witches Brew
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Mis-cast McCarthy mishmash is confused, contrived, convoluted
See it if you like to lick, sip and SUCK. Tequila blackout is the only answer.
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:1:59 PM
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Red 2 ***Hopkins battles banality in sapless sequel. Stale.
See it if you like Red Wine with Red Meat
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Awful self centred Americans bully one another
See it if you have been looking for a reason to down a 'goon'. Keep the bottle for smashing one of these loons over the head with it.
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Densel displays prowess in-air and off it
See it if u like a hotel mini bar stocked like they're expecting a footy team
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:37 PM
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Exquisite, Sumptuous, Sensual, Fluid... and too long
See it if you like Pedro Ximinez Valdespino with raspberry-smothered Chocolate Fondant
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:32 PM
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Brilliant doco reveals corrupt justice, compassionate celebrities
See it if you like sharing Wild Turkey straight out of the bottle
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:26 PM
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Flying Bullets, Speeding Vehicles! Winstone seals deal
See it if you like gittin' bevvied till your bolloxed and bulletproof
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:19 PM
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Woman leads Aussies into combat capture. Great.
See it if you like beer. Don't choose a brand, just say "Get Me a Beer"
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:13 PM
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Style! Great production design, handsome cast. Winner.
See it if you like drinking Champagne just to hear the cork pop
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:05 PM
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Tarantino with wide audience appeal. Going soft?
See it if you like Wylie Howell Corn Whiskey and a fine fat cigar
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:6:55 PM
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Bleached true story perhaps better named Interminable
See it if you like White Russians and Vanilla Icecream
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It was worth all the ANGst, Lee
See it if you like drinking until everyone in the room becomes a tiger, an orangutan, a zebra or a hyena
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:3:23 PM
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Werner Herzog rescues otherwise flaccid action flick
See it if you like sinking Jagerbombs while driving a coast road in the rain, no a storm, with the lights out and one arm tied behind your back
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BEST
***** Killing Them Softly Artful
***** Martha Marcy
May Marlene Gripping
***** Moonrise
Kingdom Heartwarming
***** We Need to Talk About Kevin Stunning
**** Lawless Fine
**** Argo Nail-biting
**** The Skin I Live In Extravagant
**** Coriolanus Novel
**** The Artist Quiet
WORST
Stand alone Worst
-* Paris – Manhattan Thoughtless
MEDIOCRE
* Savages Lazy
* Taken 2 Tired
** The Dark Knight Rises Boring
** Looper Annoying
JUST MISSED BEST
**** DREDD 3D
**** Seven Psychopaths
**** Shame
**** End of Watch
*** Haywire
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**** Samsara
Snapshots of our cruel bizarre fantastic world
See it if you like Star fruit and Green tea Daiquiris
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:39 PM
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Did a five year old write this?
See it if you like to be blindfolded and have petrol poured down your throat
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:14 PM
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Crowe does Burton with Cool Fight Crew
See it if you like Louis XIV cognac, straight from the decanter
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:1:56 PM
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Like expensive icecream, familiar but always yummy
See it if you like your Martinis WITHOUT a Twist
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Rockwell rocks, Walken rules and Farrell...Farrells!
See it if you like Jameson Whiskey with a Peyote chaser
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Savage (n.): Anyone involved in this interminable yawn-fest
See it if you are willing to swallow whatever Oliver Stone feeds you
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