Bale lives it, the rest are Acting
See it if you like Fluffy Ducks with Prawn Cocktails at swingers parties
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Who needs sound and colour? Not me!
See it if you like Sangria with a twist
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:27 PM
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The scariest bit was the title design
See it if you like Halloween themed cocktails like Bloody Brains and Witches Brew
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:10:30 AM
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Mis-cast McCarthy mishmash is confused, contrived, convoluted
See it if you like to lick, sip and SUCK. Tequila blackout is the only answer.
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:1:59 PM
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Red 2 ***Hopkins battles banality in sapless sequel. Stale.
See it if you like Red Wine with Red Meat
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Awful self centred Americans bully one another
See it if you have been looking for a reason to down a 'goon'. Keep the bottle for smashing one of these loons over the head with it.
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:8:28 PM
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Densel displays prowess in-air and off it
See it if u like a hotel mini bar stocked like they're expecting a footy team
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:37 PM
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Exquisite, Sumptuous, Sensual, Fluid... and too long
See it if you like Pedro Ximinez Valdespino with raspberry-smothered Chocolate Fondant
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:32 PM
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Brilliant doco reveals corrupt justice, compassionate celebrities
See it if you like sharing Wild Turkey straight out of the bottle
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:26 PM
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Flying Bullets, Speeding Vehicles! Winstone seals deal
See it if you like gittin' bevvied till your bolloxed and bulletproof
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:19 PM
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Woman leads Aussies into combat capture. Great.
See it if you like beer. Don't choose a brand, just say "Get Me a Beer"
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:13 PM
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Style! Great production design, handsome cast. Winner.
See it if you like drinking Champagne just to hear the cork pop
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:05 PM
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Tarantino with wide audience appeal. Going soft?
See it if you like Wylie Howell Corn Whiskey and a fine fat cigar
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:6:55 PM
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Bleached true story perhaps better named Interminable
See it if you like White Russians and Vanilla Icecream
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:1:41 PM
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It was worth all the ANGst, Lee
See it if you like drinking until everyone in the room becomes a tiger, an orangutan, a zebra or a hyena
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:3:23 PM
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Werner Herzog rescues otherwise flaccid action flick
See it if you like sinking Jagerbombs while driving a coast road in the rain, no a storm, with the lights out and one arm tied behind your back
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BEST
***** Killing Them Softly Artful
***** Martha Marcy
May Marlene Gripping
***** Moonrise
Kingdom Heartwarming
***** We Need to Talk About Kevin Stunning
**** Lawless Fine
**** Argo Nail-biting
**** The Skin I Live In Extravagant
**** Coriolanus Novel
**** The Artist Quiet
WORST
Stand alone Worst
-* Paris – Manhattan Thoughtless
MEDIOCRE
* Savages Lazy
* Taken 2 Tired
** The Dark Knight Rises Boring
** Looper Annoying
JUST MISSED BEST
**** DREDD 3D
**** Seven Psychopaths
**** Shame
**** End of Watch
*** Haywire
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:1:48 PM
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**** Samsara
Snapshots of our cruel bizarre fantastic world
See it if you like Star fruit and Green tea Daiquiris
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:39 PM
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Did a five year old write this?
See it if you like to be blindfolded and have petrol poured down your throat
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:14 PM
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Crowe does Burton with Cool Fight Crew
See it if you like Louis XIV cognac, straight from the decanter
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:1:56 PM
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Like expensive icecream, familiar but always yummy
See it if you like your Martinis WITHOUT a Twist
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:1:50 PM
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Rockwell rocks, Walken rules and Farrell...Farrells!
See it if you like Jameson Whiskey with a Peyote chaser
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:1:48 PM
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Savage (n.): Anyone involved in this interminable yawn-fest
See it if you are willing to swallow whatever Oliver Stone feeds you
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:1:45 PM
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Equally discriminatory and UnPC as per TV
See it if you like VB longneck and Winnie Red combos
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:1:41 PM
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Is Affleck the new Master of Suspense?
See it if you like 'Quick Fucks' or any other cocktail with the word Fuck in the name
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:1:40 PM
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Sure it's cheese, but fancy... and French!
See it if you like Brillat Savarin and Cristal Champers for high tea
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:1:38 PM
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Hard-core action makes this a Slick Flick
See it if you like Tequila for wedding toasts
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:06 PM
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Another triumph for Hillcoat/Cave team. Great film.
See it if you like your moonshine made by teenage inbreeds
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:9:11 PM
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Solid performances but nothing new to say
See it if you like to drink whiskey, sing shanties and yell Slainte!
till you pass out
till you pass out
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:8:58 PM
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Unimaginative, tired, old, just like the cast
See it if you like waking up next to a half empty beer, and drinking it - despite the high risk of their being a cigarette butt in there
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:40 AM
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Gorgeous use of 3d VFX. Dredd set!
See it if you like Special K for breakfast
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:3:25 PM
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Doco of 2012. Best Film? I Wonder
See it if you like drinking sweet red wine at stoplights
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:11:56 AM
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Poetry. Beautifully scripted, acted, photographed & music'd
See it if you like sipping Valdespino Pedro Ximenez Black Sherry after dinner, and licking the inside of the glass after
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Scoot's the Man!
Ben's the MAN!
Ok Scoot and Ben are the Men
All hail Andrew Dominik & cinematographer Greig Fraser
All hail Andrew Dominik & cinematographer Greig Fraser
Love the soundtrack
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:9:44 AM
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Overlong. Intricate plot, good acting, bad makeup
See it if you like drinking tequila only if you're wearing a sombrero
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:10:36 AM
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*** Bait 3d
Ripper! Tasty lead makes this b-grader digestible
See it if you like plain old vodka infused with new spices
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:10:21 AM
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**** On The Road
All that roadtrips are - fascinating, frustrating, friendship-testing
See it if you like Bennies in your Bourbon, shared from an unrinsed coffee cup of course
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:10:21 PM
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***** Moonrise Kingdom
Uncompromisingly whimsical, an absolute joy to watch
See it if you like bubbles in the good times, deep red in the bad
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:28 PM
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Ted Bro-fuzz
Snow White and the Huntsman Rubbish
Come On! ok,um...I've got it!
Garbage
Haywire Stylish
That's pathetic! Ssshhh move onDark Shadows Piteous
Prometheus Pompous
Hysteria O Rupert!
Not Suitable for Children Trivial
I'M JUMPING IN OUTRAGE!
The Dark Knight Rises Artless
Phone in performance from Bale didn't help
Magic Mike Dumbell
Male exploitation movies on rise! Boys Beware.
The Sapphires Un-risky
Wonderful talent try to brighten dull script
Holy Motors Bizarre
Welcome to the imaginarium of Monsieur Oscar!
I'm exhausted! Get back to wirq!
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:9:29 PM
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WAIT! I'm here I'm back and ready to roll.
I can catch up quickly, you can help Rabbit, instead of criticising all the time!
Alright then let's make it interesting. You do a 7 word review right? Well I will do a 7 letter review. One word, 7 letters.
I will tie your pseudo haiku playpoems into knots.
They are not haik...
Whatever
Lay it on me sister
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:47 PM
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Where is she?
How irresponsible! I have to watch the chooks and she goes awol.
Beguuurk.
I'll do the reviews myself if she's too lazy.
hmmm, what were we up to...it's all been pretty crap lately.
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