Like expensive icecream, familiar but always yummy
See it if you like your Martinis WITHOUT a Twist
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Like expensive icecream, familiar but always yummy
See it if you like your Martinis WITHOUT a Twist
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:1:50 PM
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Rockwell rocks, Walken rules and Farrell...Farrells!
See it if you like Jameson Whiskey with a Peyote chaser
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:1:48 PM
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Savage (n.): Anyone involved in this interminable yawn-fest
See it if you are willing to swallow whatever Oliver Stone feeds you
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:1:45 PM
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Equally discriminatory and UnPC as per TV
See it if you like VB longneck and Winnie Red combos
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:1:41 PM
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Is Affleck the new Master of Suspense?
See it if you like 'Quick Fucks' or any other cocktail with the word Fuck in the name
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:1:40 PM
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Sure it's cheese, but fancy... and French!
See it if you like Brillat Savarin and Cristal Champers for high tea
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:1:38 PM
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Hard-core action makes this a Slick Flick
See it if you like Tequila for wedding toasts
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:06 PM
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Another triumph for Hillcoat/Cave team. Great film.
See it if you like your moonshine made by teenage inbreeds
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:9:11 PM
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Solid performances but nothing new to say
See it if you like to drink whiskey, sing shanties and yell Slainte!
till you pass out
till you pass out
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:8:58 PM
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Unimaginative, tired, old, just like the cast
See it if you like waking up next to a half empty beer, and drinking it - despite the high risk of their being a cigarette butt in there
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:40 AM
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Gorgeous use of 3d VFX. Dredd set!
See it if you like Special K for breakfast
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:3:25 PM
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Doco of 2012. Best Film? I Wonder
See it if you like drinking sweet red wine at stoplights
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:11:56 AM
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Poetry. Beautifully scripted, acted, photographed & music'd
See it if you like sipping Valdespino Pedro Ximenez Black Sherry after dinner, and licking the inside of the glass after
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Scoot's the Man!
Ben's the MAN!
Ok Scoot and Ben are the Men
All hail Andrew Dominik & cinematographer Greig Fraser
All hail Andrew Dominik & cinematographer Greig Fraser
Love the soundtrack
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:9:44 AM
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Overlong. Intricate plot, good acting, bad makeup
See it if you like drinking tequila only if you're wearing a sombrero
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:10:36 AM
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*** Bait 3d
Ripper! Tasty lead makes this b-grader digestible
See it if you like plain old vodka infused with new spices
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:10:21 AM
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**** On The Road
All that roadtrips are - fascinating, frustrating, friendship-testing
See it if you like Bennies in your Bourbon, shared from an unrinsed coffee cup of course
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:10:21 PM
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***** Moonrise Kingdom
Uncompromisingly whimsical, an absolute joy to watch
See it if you like bubbles in the good times, deep red in the bad
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:28 PM
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Ted Bro-fuzz
Snow White and the Huntsman Rubbish
Come On! ok,um...I've got it!
Garbage
Haywire Stylish
That's pathetic! Ssshhh move onDark Shadows Piteous
Prometheus Pompous
Hysteria O Rupert!
Not Suitable for Children Trivial
I'M JUMPING IN OUTRAGE!
The Dark Knight Rises Artless
Phone in performance from Bale didn't help
Magic Mike Dumbell
Male exploitation movies on rise! Boys Beware.
The Sapphires Un-risky
Wonderful talent try to brighten dull script
Holy Motors Bizarre
Welcome to the imaginarium of Monsieur Oscar!
I'm exhausted! Get back to wirq!
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:9:29 PM
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WAIT! I'm here I'm back and ready to roll.
I can catch up quickly, you can help Rabbit, instead of criticising all the time!
Alright then let's make it interesting. You do a 7 word review right? Well I will do a 7 letter review. One word, 7 letters.
I will tie your pseudo haiku playpoems into knots.
They are not haik...
Whatever
Lay it on me sister
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:7:47 PM
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Where is she?
How irresponsible! I have to watch the chooks and she goes awol.
Beguuurk.
I'll do the reviews myself if she's too lazy.
hmmm, what were we up to...it's all been pretty crap lately.
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:12:15 AM
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Achtung-in-cheek action sci-fi. Great fun
See it if you like mixing Lonkku, schnapps and ... VB
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:12:06 AM
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Surprisingly fun Statham action flick. Laugh. Cheer.
See it if you like drinking formula
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:11:59 PM
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Aussies on Pills in Paradise. Natural Disaster
See it if you like Angkor beer to wash your drugs down
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:11:53 PM
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Spacey recalls his talent for verbose projects
See it if you like wearing suits to bars
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:8:45 AM
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Sooo, Hunter was once the sane one?
See it if you like finding innovative ways to use booze
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:5:16 PM
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Fassbender/McQueen brilliant. Mulligan should be aSHAMEd.
See it if you like pouring Green Chartreuse over your Self-inflicted Wounds.
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:12:29 AM
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Excellent cast, intriguing story, bland writing/direction
See it if you like 3 cubes of ice with your bourbon
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:3:02 PM
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Some weeks are just better than others.
See it if you like working with a hangover, every day
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:2:51 PM
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***** Martha Marcy May Marlene
Fine Script, Beautiful Photography, Superb Acting. WOW
See it if you like drinking Tea spiked with Rohypnol
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:3:09 PM
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Uggie Uggie Uggie Uggie Uggie Uggie Uggie
See it if you like Sidecars
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:2:29 PM
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Hail Ralphius! Joins Oldman, Roth, Consodine Club
See it if you like Whiskey and Camera Shake
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:8:31 PM
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Mediocre Animatronics Mar otherwise Manly action Movie
See it if you like airplane tequila samples with your adrenaline rush. Stay beyond the credits
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:12:59 PM
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I wish the whole film was Méliès!
See it if you like drinking in the cinema, a luxurious experience
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:10:44 PM
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An extraordinary piece of cinema. Tilda rules.
See it if you like wearing Bloody Marys
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:12:52 PM
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Copout ending spoils ok performances, ok thrills
See it if you like scotch and soda in a Very Tall glass
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:2:39 PM
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Interminable start, Lame finish, Good middle. Enough?
Don't see it if you like lamb roast, stay home and enjoy.
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:2:19 PM
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Terribly British, Terribly Brown - Jolly good show!
See it if you like sneaking a beefeater and tonic and a dunhill (before cocktail hour!)
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:1:36 PM
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**** The Skin I Live In
Full Menu of Almodovar: Twisted, Perverse, Captivating
See it if you like ordering every unpronounceable spirit in the most exotic bar in town.
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:11:50 PM
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Flawless Performance. Meryl Makes Monomaniacal Maggie Magnanimous
See it if you like whisky, with a dash of soda. For breakfast, lunch and dinner
Posted By:bloggoroad | At:11:17 AM
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Powerful leads reveal flipside of Sleeping Beauty
See it if you like French Champagne for dinner, maccas soft serve for brekkie
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