7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
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Miz Movies Best Films for 2016.

In no particular order.

I, Daniel Blake - Real, engrossing, a delicate balance of pathos and light humour. One of the most important films of our time

Joe Cinque's Consolation - Fascinating/Shocking. Unbelievable/believable. This film looks sort of cheap and awkward to begin but is absolutely absorbing by the end

Early Winter - Beautifully constructed

Nocturnal Animals - Just gorgeous. Not a bad story but every frame is posed and gorgeous

Cafe Society - Just gets better with age. Allen is superb at period, and this gem is awash with his love for cinema and Old Hollywood

Goldstone - A fantastic Australian western. Great story, wonderful cinematography and, with the exception of Jackie Weaver (who was quite good but not great), exceptional acting

Youth - I can't say enough about how beautiful and moving this film was

Spear - What a knockout. Pederson rules. It was too long, but some of the dances were gold

Carol - Contemplative, sumptuous. This was a great film

Ma Rosa - Realism cinema from Philippines. I still can't believe it wasn't documentary

Deadpool - Not the greatest film ever, but for irreverence alone, it gets a vote. Funny too.


                         Some films may not be from the past year, but I saw them in 2016.


My Worst films of 2016

The Legend of Tarzan - could be a contender for Worst Film Ever Made

Batman vs Superman - I have no idea why this was made or what they were trying to achieve but it was as lame, boring and pathetic as they come

Zoolander 2 - A sequel with no purpose, or, gusto, humour or basically anything that gave the first its verve

Jack Reacher Never Go Back - (Are all the films so far in my 'worst of' category sequels? They seem to be). The first Reacher had some spunk, this has nothing going for it

Magnificent 7 - and while we're on the subject of pointless sequels...

Money Monster - Flat as a tack

Elle - too unconvincing, and therefore unmoving, no matter how hard Hubert tried

Steve Jobs - possibly Danny Boyle's worst effort. Everyone looked uncomfortable, including me

Snowden - if you're going to tell the story, tell it!

Neon Demon - Winding Refn didn't get away with it for this outing