7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.




Flaccid Foster flaunts film fluff for fanfare.

See it if you like pina coladas with more garnish than rum


Palpable chemistry between 'R & R' overpowers smarmy child.

See it if you like Sherbet Martinis and mermaid swimsuits


Sorrentino makes a great beauty of age.

C it if u like Giacomo Conterno Barolo Monfortino while conducting an orchestra of cattle


Filipino feature feels like doco. Realism rules.

See it if you like drinking San Miguel Pale Pilson and street gambling


Love of sheep overcomes hate of brother.

See it if you like Brennivin and passing out in the snow