7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.



This ain't no swinging' Tarzan!  Caveman Abdominus.

See it if you like blending your own vomit into a smoothie as a brekkie treat.


Sam Neill was born for this role.


See it if you like sipping Brandy while sitting on a pointy surface, an uncomfortable but ultimately rewarding experience.




Flaccid Foster flaunts film fluff for fanfare.

See it if you like pina coladas with more garnish than rum


Palpable chemistry between 'R & R' overpowers smarmy child.

See it if you like Sherbet Martinis and mermaid swimsuits


Sorrentino makes a great beauty of age.

C it if u like Giacomo Conterno Barolo Monfortino while conducting an orchestra of cattle


Filipino feature feels like doco. Realism rules.

See it if you like drinking San Miguel Pale Pilson and street gambling


Love of sheep overcomes hate of brother.

See it if you like Brennivin and passing out in the snow


Perhaps the truest adaptation of Austen yet!


See it if you like drinking brandy through your brain after someone smashes a bottle over your head



Sound design gives Aussie thriller a boost


Retsina by the shot. What you can't see you can't question.