7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.

*** Deliver Us From Evil

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Move over Damien, your big brother's here!




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**** Calvary

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There is no point threatening an Irishman.

See it if you like 12 pints of Guiness with Midleton Whiskey chasers on a school night

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*** These Final Hours

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Well acted but ultimately deflating apocalyptic adventure

See it if ya like some pills with your coke, beer and gin smash

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**** Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

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Hail Caesar! Gorilla warfare at its best.

See it if you like ... der!... Banana Daiquiris

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* 22 Jump Street

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Two fat loons, one tall, one short

See it if you like drinking 50 million beers after you've opened every bottle with your eye sockets
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