7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.

***** Frank

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Don a big head and be yourself!

See it if you can cope with drinking Corona through a straw long term


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** The Two Faces of January

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Could Oscar Issac be the new Pacino?

See it if you drink Manhattans in Manhattan, Singapore Slings in Singapore and Long Island Iced Teas on ... yep Long Island
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** X Men - Days of Future Past

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McAvoy mines silliness, the rest look... silly

See it if you like spilling your Brandy Alexander all over your burnt orange caftan cos you insist on wearing shades indoors


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**** The Rover

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Pearce shines Pattinson sparkles in feasible future

See it if you like Captain Morgan straight out of the bottle, no sharing
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**** The Double

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Corporate style Fight Club is darkly satisfying

See it if you like Absynth through a fountain in a darkened back room
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** Godzilla

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Where was Godzilla? Hiding from Walter White?

See it if you like drinks that are all hype, like Sex on The Beach
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* Transcendence

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Confused plot, expressionless star, overblown concept. Horrible.

See it if you like walking into your local and saying "the usual thanks"
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*** Fading Gigolo

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Adorable. Great cast, fun story, perfect setting

See it if you like blind tastings
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**** Rising from the Ashes

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Heartwarming tale of redemption, inspiration and wheels

See it if you like sharing buckets of Coronas
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**** The Missing Picture

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Effectively told doco with pictures and puppets

See it if you like having a litre of sangiovese when hearing a good story
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**** Zero Theorum

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Gilliam dazzles us with surprisingly coherent plot

See it if you like Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters
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**** The Babadook

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 Surprisingly scarey, Davis carries this so well

See it if you like Black Sambucca in a long thin beaker
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**** Edge of Tomorrow

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Tom meets Aussies in sci-fi groundhog day.


See it if you like drinking anything and red bull while wearing camos.
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