7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.





Fun, Furious, Flinty and Ferocious Fight Flick

See it if you like lining up French Martinis in between Kung Fu bouts


This one belongs to actors. Dialogue appalling.

See it if you like drinking scotch till you speak fluent gaelic


All is Redford. I was there too.

See it if you like Rum and Sliders



True Blue Horror is Horrible. Fair Dinkum

See it if you like drinking games with moonshine where the stakes are digits



Another pointless remake. Cornish plays second fiddle

See it if you like Rusty Nails





A-grade cast adorn thrilling B-grade action flick

See it if you like downing Vodka in those tiny little miniature bottles








McQueen is an outstanding filmmaker full stop

See it if you like whiskey after being woken at 3am to Dance!

Aren't we all a bit like Llewyn?