7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.

The Great Beauty is in every frame

See it if you like Peroni Nastro Azzuro with penne all'arrabiata



If only today's Ronin were so brave

See it if you like Nanbu Bejin in the company of four fingered yakuza




Worst of Scorsese still better than most

See it if you like 'juice' with your ludes


Joachim lives the dream in glucose galaxy

See it if you like to wear sugar coated beer goggles while drinking alco pops




Chris Pine falls flat shooting for stardom

See it if you like Tooheys New




Coogan and Dench make a wonderful pair

See it if you like a snifter of brandy after every meal, including brekkie