7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.





Who needs sound and colour? Not me!


See it if you like Sangria with a twist



The scariest bit was the title design

See it if you like Halloween themed cocktails like Bloody Brains and Witches Brew


Mis-cast McCarthy mishmash is confused, contrived, convoluted

See it if you like to lick, sip and SUCK. Tequila blackout is the only answer.