7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.


Awful self centred Americans bully one another

See it if you have been looking for a reason to down a 'goon'. Keep the bottle for smashing one of these loons over the head with it.






Densel displays prowess in-air and off it

See it if u like a hotel mini bar stocked like they're expecting a footy team




Exquisite, Sumptuous, Sensual, Fluid... and too long

See it if you like Pedro Ximinez Valdespino  with raspberry-smothered Chocolate Fondant





Brilliant doco reveals corrupt justice, compassionate celebrities

See it if you like sharing Wild Turkey straight out of the bottle


Flying Bullets, Speeding Vehicles! Winstone seals deal

See it if you like gittin' bevvied till your bolloxed and bulletproof




Woman leads Aussies into combat capture. Great.

See it if you like beer. Don't choose a brand, just say "Get Me a Beer"








Style! Great production design, handsome cast. Winner.

See it if you like drinking Champagne just to hear the cork pop


Tarantino with wide audience appeal. Going soft?

See it if you like Wylie Howell Corn Whiskey and a fine fat cigar





Bleached true story perhaps better named Interminable

See it if you like White Russians and Vanilla Icecream