7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.

**** Life of Pi

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It was worth all the ANGst, Lee

See it if you like drinking until everyone in the room becomes a tiger, an orangutan, a zebra or a hyena
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*** Jack Reacher

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Werner Herzog rescues otherwise flaccid action flick

See it if you like sinking Jagerbombs while driving a coast road in the rain, no a storm, with the lights out and one arm tied behind your back
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Best & Worst of 2012

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BEST                                                                                       

*****   Searching for Sugarman                                 Inspirational                      

*****   Killing Them Softly                                                       Artful                              

*****   Martha Marcy May Marlene                                 Gripping                      

*****   Moonrise Kingdom                                       Heartwarming                    

*****   We Need to Talk About Kevin                               Stunning                      

****     Lawless                                                                            Fine                   

****     Argo                                                                        Nail-biting                       

****    The Skin I Live In                                                Extravagant                           

****    Coriolanus                                                                      Novel                      

****    The Artist                                                                        Quiet

WORST

 Stand alone Worst

 -*   Paris – Manhattan                                                   Thoughtless


 MEDIOCRE

  *   Savages                                                                                  Lazy

  *   Taken 2                                                                                  Tired

 **  The Dark Knight Rises                                                      Boring

 **  Looper                                                                             Annoying
   
                                                                                        

JUST MISSED BEST                                                         

****  DREDD 3D 
                                                                    
****  Seven Psychopaths

****  Shame

****  End of Watch 

***    Haywire 

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FInal of 2012

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**** Samsara

Snapshots of our cruel bizarre fantastic world

See it if you like Star fruit and Green tea Daiquiris
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