7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.



Did a five year old write this?

See it if you like to be blindfolded and have petrol poured down your throat




Crowe does Burton with Cool Fight Crew

See it if you like Louis XIV cognac, straight from the decanter