7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.

*** Skyfall

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Like expensive icecream, familiar but always yummy

See it if you like your Martinis WITHOUT a Twist
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**** Seven Psychopaths

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Rockwell rocks, Walken rules and Farrell...Farrells!

See it if you like Jameson Whiskey with a Peyote chaser
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* Savages

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Savage (n.): Anyone involved in this interminable yawn-fest

See it if you are willing to swallow whatever Oliver Stone feeds you
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** Housos Vs Authority

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Equally discriminatory and UnPC as per TV

See it if you like VB longneck and Winnie Red combos
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**** Argo

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Is Affleck the new Master of Suspense?

See it if you like 'Quick Fucks' or any other cocktail with the word Fuck in the name
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*** Intouchables

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Sure it's cheese, but fancy... and French!

See it if you like Brillat Savarin and Cristal Champers for high tea
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**** End of Watch

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Hard-core action makes this a Slick Flick

See it if you like Tequila for wedding toasts
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