7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.

**** Lawless

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Another triumph for Hillcoat/Cave team. Great film.

See it if you like your moonshine made by teenage inbreeds
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*** Shadow Dancer

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Solid performances but nothing new to say

See it if you like to drink whiskey, sing shanties and yell Slainte!
till you pass out
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* Taken 2

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Unimaginative, tired, old, just like the cast

See it if you like waking up next to a half empty beer, and drinking it - despite the high risk of their being a cigarette butt in there
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**** DREDD 3D

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Gorgeous use of 3d VFX. Dredd set!

See it if you like Special K for breakfast
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***** Searching for Sugarman

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Doco of 2012. Best Film? I Wonder

See it if you like drinking sweet red wine at stoplights
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***** Killing Them Softly

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Poetry. Beautifully scripted, acted, photographed & music'd

See it if you like sipping Valdespino Pedro Ximenez Black Sherry after dinner, and licking the inside of the glass after





Scoot's the Man!
Ben's the MAN!
Ok Scoot and Ben are the Men


All hail Andrew Dominik &                cinematographer Greig Fraser
Love the soundtrack
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** Looper

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Overlong. Intricate plot, good acting, bad makeup

See it if you like drinking tequila only if you're wearing a sombrero
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*** Bait 3d

Ripper! Tasty lead makes this b-grader digestible

See it if you like plain old vodka infused with new spices
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**** On The Road

All that roadtrips are - fascinating, frustrating, friendship-testing

See it if you like Bennies in your Bourbon, shared from an unrinsed coffee cup of course
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 ***** Moonrise Kingdom
Uncompromisingly whimsical, an absolute joy to watch




                                                
See it if you like bubbles in the good times, deep red in the bad
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  Ted                                                              Bro-fuzz
            
 Snow White and the Huntsman                                                                                                          Rubbish
Come On!                                          ok,um...I've got it! 
                                                                       Garbage

Haywire                                                           Stylish
That's pathetic!                                                Ssshhh move on

Dark Shadows                                                 Piteous

                                                Prometheus                                                    Pompous                                                  
                                                Hysteria                                                          O Rupert!                                 

                                                Not Suitable for Children                                Trivial

                                                I'M JUMPING IN                                             OUTRAGE!

                                                The Dark Knight Rises                                    Artless
                                                Phone in performance from Bale didn't help

                                                Magic Mike                                                       Dumbell
                                                Male exploitation movies on rise! Boys Beware.

                                                The Sapphires                                                 Un-risky
                                                Wonderful talent try to brighten dull script

                                                 Holy Motors                                                    Bizarre
                                                 Welcome to the imaginarium of Monsieur Oscar!

                                                I'm exhausted!                                                Get back to wirq!
                                                    



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