7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.


Achtung-in-cheek action sci-fi. Great fun

See it if you like mixing Lonkku, schnapps and ... VB





Surprisingly fun Statham action flick. Laugh. Cheer.

See it if you like drinking formula



Aussies on Pills in Paradise. Natural Disaster

See it if you like Angkor beer to wash your drugs down




Spacey recalls his talent for verbose projects

See it if you like wearing suits to bars