7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.




Sooo, Hunter was once the sane one?

See it if you like finding innovative ways to use booze





Fassbender/McQueen brilliant. Mulligan should be aSHAMEd.

See it if you like pouring Green Chartreuse over your Self-inflicted Wounds.





Excellent cast, intriguing story, bland writing/direction

See it if you like 3 cubes of ice with your bourbon





Some weeks are just better than others.

See it if you like working with a hangover, every day


***** Martha Marcy May Marlene

Fine Script, Beautiful Photography, Superb Acting. WOW

See it if you like drinking Tea spiked with Rohypnol