7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.

**** The Artist

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Uggie Uggie Uggie Uggie Uggie Uggie Uggie

See it if you like Sidecars
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**** Coriolanus

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Hail Ralphius! Joins Oldman, Roth, Consodine Club

See it if you like Whiskey and Camera Shake
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*** The Grey

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Mediocre Animatronics Mar otherwise Manly action Movie

See it if you like airplane tequila samples with your adrenaline rush. Stay beyond the credits
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**** Hugo

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I wish the whole film was Méliès!


See it if you like drinking in the cinema, a luxurious experience
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***** We Need to Talk About Kevin

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An extraordinary piece of cinema. Tilda rules.

See it if you like wearing Bloody Marys
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*** Man on a Ledge

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Copout ending spoils ok performances, ok thrills

See it if you like scotch and soda in a Very Tall glass
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