7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.

**** The Iron Lady

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Flawless Performance. Meryl Makes Monomaniacal Maggie Magnanimous

See it if you like whisky, with a dash of soda. For breakfast, lunch and dinner
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**** X

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Powerful leads reveal flipside of Sleeping Beauty

See it if you like French Champagne for dinner, maccas soft serve for brekkie
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**** Our Idiot Brother

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All families are like this aren't they?

See it if you like smoking hooch with cops, in uniform of course
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Festival Highlight

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***** Tyrannosaur

Masterful handling of gritty, unromantic love story

See it even if you love dogs
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*** The Look

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Fully clothed Charlotte Rampling exposes herself...fully?

See it if you like a snifter of Louis XIII after dinner
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** Searching for Michael Peterson

Old Surfers reminisce about Bad Old Days

See it if you like blowing the froth off a couple, of dozen
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**** My Little Princess

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Bad move giving Mommie Dearest a camera.

See it if you like drinking Burgundy from the magnum at dinner parties, when you're 12.
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*** Zero Hour

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For what the filmmaker's went through. Bravo!

See it if you like your Calentados extra hot
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*** Sons of Perdition

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Mormon cult exposé is no Big Love.

See it if you like post-church bourbon and bong sessions
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**** Attack the Block

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Check it. Tiny gangsters protect citizens. Believe.

See it if you like attempting a Superman while slugging on a Camel-Back full of Vodka Redbull
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Million Dollar BIFF

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I once held the naïve belief that film festivals are altruistic, cultured events, whose agenda is only to enrich the intellect and awaken the spirit. I was Wrong. They are not nice. They are cruel, punishing endurance events that make the Coolangatta Gold look like a stroll down to Baskin Robbins for the sugar-charged oldies who retired before becoming too infirmed to wait until 5pm (official early bird dinner time), to get their fix of icecream - pre-warmed for sensitive teeth, in thirty different shades of vanilla.

On next year's programme, I expect the front cover to display the warning: This feast of films could be damaging to the looks; the use of botox is recommended (Best used after). I looked in the mirror in the wake of this event and thought oh wha? how did I get a black eye? Who punched me?

BIFF that's who, and I don't mind admitting... I loved it.

Here are some of my highlights...
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