7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.

** In Time

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Great premise poorly executed in every way

See it if you like serving Red Bulls at 80s parties
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**** Midnight in Paris

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Allen brings dreams to life. C'est Magnifique!

See it if your life is L'instant Taittinger
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**** Fire in Babylon

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 Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!

 See it if you like downing Bumbos and Traitors on the beach
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**** Drive

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Gosling channels McQueen in de Palma homage


See it if you like drinking flaming lamborghinis. In reverse.
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**** Cave of Forgotten Dreams

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Neolithic artworks uncover mystery of Godfather scene

See it if you like drinking Jager bombs while lying naked on a bear rug
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**** The Hunter

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Glorious 3,000 word jigsaw puzzle of tassie

See it if you like Boags Premium or Stefano Lubiana fizz. Chilled to the max.
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*** L'Illusionniste

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Melancholic Magical Tour of Misfit Menage. Exquisite!

See it if you like drinking Beaujolais with vagabonds
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