7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.





Avant-garde dancer doco given lift with 3d

See it if you drink wine from the bottle in bohemian cafes





Bettany restores Faith in Vampire/Western genre

See it if you like wearing a hooded cloak while sipping Dom Benedictine



Action, Conflict, Sexy Lead: Winning Doco Formula

See it if you like drinking with strangers in dangerously seedy bars



Your Say So






Irish caper flick smooth like Guinness. Slainte!


See it if you like warm beer on cold nights
*** The Hunter

Cool vigilante makes Charles Bronson seem chatty

See it if you like sinking arak on the rocks, till the bottle goes bye bye





Semiotically Superior Simians! Same old Same old

See it if you like Banana Daiquiris with far too much garnish






High Octane Action, Bad Accents, Great Music

See it if you like Poire Williams and skinny dipping at the snow