7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.


Better the devil you don't know. Intriguing.

See it if you like ordering the special, sight unseen


Ssssh. Whisper please and let us sleep!

See it if you like Brandy Alexanders.



Best British accents can't save hackneyed blockbuster

See it if you like Tanqueray Ten and Tonic, lemon not lime



Loachy's boy's first outing is no lemon

See it if you like Western Australian Chardonnay.