7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.

***** Cane Toads - The Conquest

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Superb belly-tickling 3d about an unconquerable menace

See it if you like dicing with hallucinogens
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**** Snowtown

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 Super slow boiler about psychopathic bogan's derangement

See it if you like eating fresh monkey brains with a wooden spoon
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*** Source Code

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Confused expendable's mission starts hot, ends tepid

See it if you order cocktails because of their cute names
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***** I Love You Phillip Morris

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Rollicking Rollercoaster Romance of Giddy Gay Gaolbirds

See it if you like ordering bottles of Dom Perignon for lunch on your only non maxxed credit card
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**** Insidious

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Horror for dummies serves up supersized scares

See it if you like dipping bread into B+ as a snack while watching 6pm news
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