7 Word Film Reviews

Don't have time to read turgid movie reviews? Miz Movies gives you the low down in just 7 words!
And if that's too cryptic, check out her booze companion guide underneath. Guaranteed to make you want to see the movie, or get drunk - either way you are the winner.

** Kaboom

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How did this guy make Mysterious Skin?

See it if you like Fondue Nights and Creme de Menthe cocktails
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** Un Execution Ordinaire (An Ordinary Execution)

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Great story ruined by Director's ordinary execution

See it if you like Serapax and Scotch as a nightcap
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**** Never Let Me Go

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Hauntingly beautiful premonishment of an irresponsible future

See it if you like reminiscing on a Friday night with Mother's Ruin
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*** La Meute (The Pack)

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Look out! They have Were-Zombies in France!!!

See it if you like Green Chartreuse and eating in Middle of Nowhere diners
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**** Limitless

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Visually appealing pro-drug movie sports megalomaniacal anti-hero

See it if you like drinking Flaming Lamborghinis while driving.
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* The Wedding Party

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Cliched rom-com delivers strong anti marriage message

See it if you like cheap wedding fizz and passing out on the front lawn
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** The Company Men

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Corporate Wankers prefer suicide to blue collars.

See it if you like 40 year old Glenfiddich. For lunch.
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**Shaolin

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Great choreography can't defend interminable bloody melodrama.

See it if you like Bloody Marys, going down and coming back up.
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